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Sneak Attack and Security Farts!
The fun with iFart Mobile doesn’t stop with choosing which fart you want to hear. You can also launch a Sneak Attack to surprise those around you and and you can set up a Security Fart to protect your iPhone and iPod Touch from thieves.

Turn your iPhone into a juicy farting machine!

Sneak Attack lets you use a timer to have your iPhone 3G fart when you want it to within 6 minutes. Used selectively this feature could be truly devastatingly hilarious at a boring company meeting, for example. Why not set your iPhone to fart right in the middle of some boring windbag’s monologue in the middle of the meeting? He or she will be interrupted while they glance around trying to figure out who farted and when the smell will reach them.

iPhones and iPod Touches are often the targets of thieves but you can help protect yours by setting up a Security Fart. If your iPhone is moved your phone will fart thus alerting you to the presence of an iPhone thief! It’s just a shame that your iPhone can’t shoot out a foul smell like a skunk or perhaps even a small sample of fecal matter. Think of the deterrent effect if a small nozzle suddenly came out of your iPhone and squirted some poop onto the hand of a potential thief?

Perhaps these things could be added to a future release of the iFart Mobile app.

Farting: The Real World Test
But how well does iFart Mobile perform in the real world? After all anybody can write a review of a fart app but does iFart…er…cut it with other people? Well I tested it when I was having dinner with a friend. I let a couple of farts rip and my friend seemed to find it quite funny after he realized it wasn’t me.

I also tested it by putting my mother on speaker phone and then letting one fart rip after another. Now bear in mind that my mother is pretty much anti-fart for the most part. If you let one rip for real in front of her she will give you the “did you just fart? Jimmy! You pig!” look.

I’ve always found it better to let them rip silently so as to avoid alarming her and drawing that look. But not with iFart Mobile on my iPhone. Instead I let them rip loudly and proudly and even my mother was reduced to giggling and then finally laughing albeit with a slight disapproval.

You know you have a winning fart app when mom caves and likes it.

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