iFart Mobile 1.0
As I pointed out in my review of SitOrSquat we humans always have to answer the call of nature. Well sometimes that call comes in different forms…with different sounds. Farting is a natural human…er…expression as gas is expelled from a part of the body that we don’t usually talk about. Unfortunately, you can’t always fart when you want to as our bodies sometimes don’t have enough gas on hand to really let one rip.
That’s where iFart Mobile comes in. iFart Mobile turns your iPhone into a veritable fart machine! You have total control of how many farts your iPhone can do and – most importantly – the kind of farts it can do. What’s that? You thought that all farts were the same? Well think again butthole!
Pick Your Favorite Fart
iFart gives your iPhone the power to release the following fantastic fart sounds:
Wet One
Quack
Double Duck
Cut the Deck
Raspberry
Honk
Poker Dealer
Splatter
Squeezer
The Muffler
Butt Socket
Air Biscuit
The Wipe Out
The Hammer
Jack the Ripper
Howard the Duck
Bubbler
Kazoo
The Sick Dog
Squirt
With that number of choices it was pretty tough for me to pick out a favorite fart. But I have to admit that the Splatter fart really did it for me. I really enjoyed…no…enjoyed isn’t the word…I savored the sound of the Splatter fart.
It truly rocked my fart world.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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